What is the Programmer's Life?

In this post you will know about Programmer's Life like or Software Developer Life Like. The following are the Programmer's Life like:

1. Login
2. Check Mail
3. Open IDE to work
4. Open Bug list.
5. Task Assignment list
6. Meeting - waste sometime listening to everybody issues create a debt on how to resolve and prove the developer with issues as guilty/useless who can't solve simple bug . When the guilty programmer is me blame each other for the issue and at least accept i am useless and just got the idea to solve the problem from colleagues which is fake again.
7. Go back try the solution which other colleague suggested which doesn't work , start thinking feel everything on head.
8. Colleague calls to smoke /drink tea/coffee discuss same issue again and again get some suggestions
9. Come back with some idea this time with bit more clarity google it get solution try it ,get error ,try it again which some different solution with a taught this may be the error ,this would solve my error etc …DEBUG DEBUG DEBUG.
10. You hear someone calling you ,oh you are working so much its already time for lunch
11. Go to lunch. After a break
12. You get an email /message from testing team dude this bug is priority fix it fast.
13. Project manager coming and asking the status , Me:Still working ,i fixed the other one discussed morning (who cares the fixed one ,they will only focus on unfixed one’s).Do it fast you’r slow.
14. Start working on that feature ,you hear Your project manager again what is this ya you have not fixed any bug yet ,testing team doesn't have work because of you .
15. Get back and get confused on what to priorities .Frustrated you call your colleague for tea.
16. Come back start fresh ,give one or two bug fix and start working on the feature
17. U get a mail from Your project manager saying your old build is not working what is this man. Me:I will check
18. Manager calls you and says you have to be fast man. Project manager is saying last build is not working ,testing team is not confident to release your app and are complaining that bug is not fixed ..Meanwhile i called you to tell that this new idea came to my mind create miracle and complete it today .Me : :(((
19. Colleague :Dude what happen ,Me: I have work please don't disturb ,start working
20. Project Manager mail :update the task list ,Me: Update and its already time to logout. LOGOUT .